Ok, It's Official...

I'm old.

Maria plugged an old alarm clock for Tina since she fell asleep on the couch, it was vibrating when it wasn't supposed to be. I told her to hit it. When she did, it stopped the vibration. I said, "Hey, we'll just call you the Fonz. You know, from Happy Days."

She had no idea what I was talking about.

I'll be 32 in 25 more days.

Gulp.